Fartng While Driving
A massive power outage recently occurred because of an unexpected fart.
Winona, MN – A local Winona, MN resident was simply driving along when a fart came out, which sent his vehicle flying through an intersection, up a curb, and into a guy wire attached to a power pole. Because of this fart and subsequent accident, the cable snapped and flew up and severed a power line. According to local law enforcement, over 1,300 Xcel Energy customers were without service Wednesday. Not only was service interrupted because of this unexpected fart at the wrong time, sparks from the broken line ignited a small grass fire; however; thankfully it quickly burned itself out.
Folks, please do not fart while driving. To be safe, put some tape or something over your butt to prevent this from happening. The re
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